That's what you get for using CentOS.... Debian is my lovechild <3
I flung a quick script together that repeatedly tried to load the forum, if it got the "under maintenance" warning it would wait 5 seconds and try again, if it got no response at all it would wait 30 seconds before trying again, if it got something different it would email me that the forum is back up.
Hi, my name's Zad and I'm an alcoholic.