Lord of the dogs
Hi all!
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ggggfv
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Lord of the dogs
Rather be lord of the dogs then lord of the people, people are fickle and easily broken dogs are loyal and full of tenacity, much like me.
Yea gotta agree with that one, people can be a Pain in the ass.
Got any hand me downs (around 160) you wanna part with (ill buy them off coarse) for ma little warr boi since your retired and all
I have a system with dogs. Bite them first before they get a chance to bite me. Always confuses them
Should try it on the next random person ya meet, see what kind of reaction you get. Could be entertaining. When they throw out the hand for a shake just grab it and give it a nibble.
Humans are harder to predict. I'd rather just avoid them
And you know what to do when they attack. Still game will give you some further info.
whats hard to predict is how this thread gets closed and i win that GGHumans are harder to predict. I'd rather just avoid them
ggggfv
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whats hard to predict is how this thread gets closed and i win that GG
I think through sheer determination and unwavering flattery you could well win this.
Mate the determination is there let me tell ya, but how do you flatter the best damn roofer in the UK that has everything already, the looks, the charm, the wit, the massive stacks of cash and the only thing shinier than his gear is his heart of gold. I just don't think it would work, heard he was quite good at keeping that extermination meter up as well.
But who knows, could all just be a rumor.
Careful. He quoted 1550gg but it could be anything by the time he's done, it'll be 2 months late, and he's used all your tea bags
Well, you know what they say. He may be Rough as guts, but at least he's slow and expensive.
Have you considered the following: When a computer asks you if you are a machine, maybe it's just lost and is looking for its family
Thats an interesting thought, can't say i have ever considered that. You could well be right
darkstysle88
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I heard the bigger it is the smellier it is
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i have kinda the same system with children I just start crying for no reason and acting like a prick for no reason. Maybe even throw “NO” out there for every single thing they bloody ask “You tired?” “NO” “you sure?” “No” I’m sure some of you can relate
.I know the smaller it is the more they point and laugh
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Out shopping with the family and out of the blue you just collapse on the floor and start screaming and kicking your legs. Keep them on their toesi have kinda the same system with children I just start crying for no reason and acting like a prick for no reason. Maybe even throw “NO” out there for every single thing they bloody ask “You tired?” “NO” “you sure?” “No” I’m sure some of you can relate
yeah the only reason I go shopping for I once done it purely because we couldn’t get the pack of chicken that had lil chicken picture on it
.One my favourites is tho when i want to watch paw patrol and then poor sods realise there’s about 1689082738 different fkin paw patrols so I make them spend the next half hour going through the whole “not that one”.
“Well which one then”.